Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
thus making me awesome and them whores
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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