My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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