umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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