Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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