she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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