new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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