I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
