i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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