he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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