Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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