i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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