so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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