if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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