In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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