Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
