Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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