Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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