i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the day after is always just damage control
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
