whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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