your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
