He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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