I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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