ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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