Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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