Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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