That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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