Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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