i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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