HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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