I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She bit a glass in half.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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