her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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