White coat. Heels.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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