I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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