Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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