I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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