She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Damn victory sex feels great
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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