I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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