covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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