He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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