ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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