What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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