I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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