I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You need Xanax blowdarts
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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