Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
