it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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