why didn't you poke me back
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Operation Purity has been aborted
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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