He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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