if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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