As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
