About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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