Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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