Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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