But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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